No Sex Please It’s Christmas

THE BOX OFFICE OPENS October 3, 2025

Box Office number, 905-309-6358

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Written by Michael Parker directed by Paul Marshall

Play Synopsis

Mr. Broadbent, a builder and developer, has created

“The House of the Future”. The house however has remained

unsold for years, probably because most of the innovations of

the future fail to work. He has, at last found prospective buyers

and invites them to stay at the house. He is determined to offload

this “White Elephant” by any means necessary.

Performance Schedule

The show opens Nov, 7 2025 with a Gala Night

Ticket prices are $25.00 for regular shows and $35.00 for Gala night.

For all Friday and Saturday night shows, the Curtain rises at 8 pm sharp.

For Sunday matinees, the Curtain rises at 2 pm sharp.

For all other shows, the doors open one half hour prior to Curtain.

Seating and Ticket Policies

All seating is Reserved Seating and is confirmed in the order of online ticket sales and calls placed through the box office phone number.

We respect that many in our audiences request seats close to the stage so they won’t miss a word of the show!
If you have a special request, please book early as we regularly sell out.

If you are unable to attend the performance for which you reserved, please call the Box Office to cancel your reservation in order that we may accommodate others who wish to attend.

Online tickets are prepaid and all other tickets ordered through the box office must be paid at the door, via cash or cheque only.